1. "I got tiger blood, man. My brain...fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm."
2. "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
3. “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitchin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars.”
4. "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bi-polar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward."
5. I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."
6. "Women are not to be hit, they're to be hugged and caressed."
7. "It's a polygamy story...All my guy friends are gonna like throw tomatoes at me. It's like an organic union of the hearts."
8. "That's how I roll. And if it's too gnarly for people, then buh-bye."
9. "I probably took more drugs than anyone could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go."
10. "Blame the studio for giving me this much dough knowing who they were giving it to."
Is this Gary Busey all over again without the motorcycle accident (lower companion monkeys and stuff)?
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I think Gary when I hear him. I will say though, he is quite entertaining.
Winning!
Just wish the media would stop glorifying this so that the world can move on. Let him self destruct.
I look at it this way--somebody had to fill the void left behind by Michael Jackson, right?
I think he is messing with everyone.
But sadly, I think he is being serious :(
Charlie Sheen is AMAZING. I don't think any nut job in the history of the entertainment industry has been this prolific with the hilarity. He just keeps it coming, each statement more quotable and ridiculous than the last.
He's a nutball and a visionary, all rolled up in a giant ball of winning. Or something like that.
Dude's seriously messed up.
Charlie Sheen IS the Hollywood Hills version of Col. Kurtz. Send his dad back in.
I have no issues with Charlie. He's out there for sure, but it's all honest.
I am enjoying all of the bi-winning of Charlie Sheen right now. This stuff is priceless. He is making Busey look normal by comparison!
Col. Kurtz is correct - it is full circle -
"sell the house. sell the car. sell the kids. Find someone else. Forget it. I'm never coming back. Forget it"
he caused me to miss one of my favorite shows the other night. It's sad, but it's free entertainment. (so sad for the kiddos with the wackos for parents) "crack is wack!"
I think it's all calculated. This guy's never had this much attention in his whole drug fueled, female assalting life. (Allegedly)
"you borrow my brain for 1 second & your like....dude I can't handle it."
And my favorite that I will use on Sat.
"I have 1 speed, I have 1 gear....GO!"
I just want some Tigerblood - I am still not sure what it is, but I think it might help me PR.
I think he is being himself, and sure he is WAY out there, but I don't hate him. I probably should. But I don't.
WINNING!
It's like a train wreck waiting to happen, which is fascinating to watch!
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